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The Pitchfork Party What's this website all about? ...answer... The residue left behind by this:

MARCH 17, 2009 Colbert started the Pitchfork Party when he offered to lead the nation against those AIG bastards who should be credited with tipping the Wall Street iceberg toward international financial destruction. Support with the chant.........colbert.....colbert......Colbert.....COLBERT... click photo to see video

Explanation of Disgust: Send in the clowns: Glenn Beck, Senator Graham...Ohio congressman Boner....all the assholes who brought us or praise the Recovery Starter Kit handed Obama...such as the Bush leftovers of $1.3 trillion national debt that no one talks about today...plus the fact that in all the Bush years, his annual budgets never include the Iraq war costs...always voted by Congress as "supplemental"....In praise of all that, stick with Faux News and the pile of talking heads such as Dick Morris. Below briefly are two classic examples of the spokespersons toting the GOP manure. There are more. Follow our bouncing balls..... Asshole No. 1: Rush Limpbag - Rush Limpbag, for all the right reasons... Douche Bag. No. 1: Ann Coultergeist - Best described in the Urban Dictionary...Tall, scary, monstrous looking conservative skank rumored to be either a hermaphrodite, tranny, or cross gender species who hangs out with O'Lielly, Shammity, Screwburrow, and the Hillbilly Heroin Addict himself, Lush Fatso.

April 8, 2009 Limpbag a Nazi? Well, how about this, it sounds like a rational, literate member of the GOP managed to get through to the biggest asshole now living in poshy parts of Florida. The caller, Charley, ripped into all the Faux Nitwits...but awarded Limpbag with the ultimate Republican descriptive...NAZI. If Charley had given his full name, he would qualify for Pitchfork membership, dues prepaid. March 23, 2009 Run on pitchforks; When the AIG retention bonus scandal erupted, Home Depot had a run on our favorite manure tool, pitchforks. April 3, 2009 Obama warns fat cats the pitchforks are coming: When a gaggle of offensive bankers started to talk down to the president, he called a halt with this high level barnyard advisory: "...careful gents, my administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks ..." Pitchforker Ebert: Sun-Times columnist Robert Ebert is the latest media professional to tell Bill O'Reilly to go fuck himself; compares the Faux asshole to Squeaky the Chicago Mouse who dreamed he had an erection. Enjoy this column to the last paragraph for full impact. Ebert's dues for Pitchfork membership are hereby waived. Right Wing radio: Asshole No. 2 Glenn Beck gets a bit of credit in the recent killing of three Pittsburgh cops. He didn't pull the triggers, but his venue of Right Wing TV and radio was a huge part of the killer's daily life, a known neo-Nazi wannabe who railed against blacks, Jews, Zionists and gun control. He thought Obama was going to take away his arsenal of killing instruments. Columnist Max Blumenthal of the Daily Beast, you are now a paid-up member of The Pitchfork Party. Douche Bag No. 2: Michele Bachmann. aka Minnesota's Mistake, calls Obama Democrats Benedict Arnolds. She loves GOP talk radio because the hosts never question her mental capacities; here's a podcast of her call to her people to become "armed and dangerous." For all the nutcase theories she spews, she never upchucks on the floor of the U. S, House of Representatives. Since her own GOP ilk never draws her in, Pitchfork grants her the title of Douche Bag No. 2. Admittedly, no one on the political scene today could take the top title from Ann Poultergeist.